Sweet sassy molassey

Posted by Toonces in Random poop on May 28, 2009 | no responses

Ever heard of Simona Halep? We hadn’t either, but apparently she’s an up and coming tennis star from Romania.

But it seems Halep is having trouble with her game. And when we say her game, we mean her boobs. Simona’s Carpathian Mountains are getting in the way, so to speak. And Nike’s decision not to include over-the-shoulder boulder holders in their spring tennis line this year isn’t helping.

Nothing faulty with these doubles.

Far be it for us to say what a woman can or can’t do with her body. After all, Serena Williams has been bouncing her way to Grand Slam titles for years.

But whatever fate the tennis gods have in store for you, Simona, just know that we’re behind you … er, in front of you all the way.

- New boobs please (The Sun)