Runner spends night in Porta-Potty, website rejoices
Sportspoop.com has only been online a couple weeks or so, but frankly, we should just go ahead and retire now. Because chances are, we will never eeeee-yever find a story more suited to our sensibilities.
Kudos to thejockitch.com for unearthing this gem from a recent Runner’s World magazine. Charlotte freshman Justin Weber revealed that to save a couple bucks in order to compete in a 10-mile race back in November, the enterprising student slept in a Porta-Potty. Full of piss and vinegar the next day, a refreshed and undoubtedly pine-scented Weber won the race in a time of 1:02.
“I sat on the seat lid and leaned back against the wall,” Weber said. “I actually got a good night’s sleep. The stall was clean, and I was right by the beach, so it was soothing listening to the waves.”
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
Let the “golden slumber” jokes begin in 3 … 2 … 1 …
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