Morning Wood: Proud week for the Buckeyes
Seriously, it’s 2009. How do you lose a fucking plane?
Now on to sports, where it’s been a stellar week for not just any old state university, but THE Ohio State University. After getting tea-bagged (thanks Bruno) by Florida State 37-6 in the NCAA baseball regionals last weekend (as reported here yesterday), we now learn that the Buckeye brass may be utilizing a little legal trickeration to avoid NCAA compliance, according to a Monday story from The Big Lead. While the Buckeyes have led the nation in violations over the last nine years, the school has used a Federal loophole to edit the records. Check out the story here, it’s worth a read. Elsewhere …
- Deadspin has had it with your shenanigans. (Deadspin)
- Attention conspiracy theorists, a grown man named Tappy alleges Jimi Hendrix was wacked by his manager for insurance money. No, really. (The Independent)
- Dara Torres and Danica Patrick … c-c-c-c-catfight. (People)
- An umpire allegedly called pitches during a Randy Johnson start in ‘93. We’re guessing The Big Unit’s mullet would’ve been in a twist if he had known what was happening. (Major League Jerk)
- Adam Schein should’ve just entitled this column “Dear goobers, here’s something to tide you over until NFL camps open.” (MSN/Fox Sports)
- Tom Brady will be crushing runaway boulders with his bad leg by next Wednesday. (LA Times)
- And finally, Sid and Marty Krofft, still denying America’s favorite Saturday morning acid trip after all these years. (Winnipeg Sun)
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