Morning wood: John Stamos, film visionary
OK, since this is allegedly a sports site, we do try to kick off these daily poopfests with an actual sports story. But every once in a while, a story comes along that just begs for the lead and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it. Today is one of those days.
John Stamos — “Full House” alumnus, Beach Boys video alumnus and noted Hollywood man-skank — recently informed the New York Daily News that he’s “conceptualizing” a full-length feature film version of his seminal (heh) sitcom from the late ’80s-early ’90s. The best part? Stamos believes he can convince Steve Carrell, James Franco and Tracy Friggin’ Morgan to reprise the roles Stamos, Bob Saget and Dave Coulier (how sad is that we just typed those names from memory?) made, uh, famous the first time around.
Rebecca Romijn. Plumber butt never looked so good.
We would say Stamos is delusional, but then again this is the same town that thought a Dukes of Hazzard adaptation would do boffo business, so anything is possible. Although if we got dumped by the woman to our right, our sanity would be in serious jeopardy as well.
- Stamos ponders “Full House” film (Websters Is My Bitch)
Moving on with actual sports news (mostly) …
- For our preview of today’s Game 2 of the NBA Finals, we offer one blogger’s take on Orlando coach Stan Van Gundy, including angry comparisons to Aqua Velva and garlic. (Slam Dunk Central)
- A concise yet entertaining recap of Detroit’s 5-0 victory over Pittsburgh in Saturday’s Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals (Detroit4Lyfe.com)
-U.S. soccer team edges Honduras 2-1 in something called a CONCACAF Hexagonal qualifying match. And as we all know, nothing beats a big Hexagonal showdown. (Soccer By Ives)
- Jonas Brothers show up on ESPN’s Sportscenter; Berman lobbying to host Sunday Night Conversation with Hannah Montana. (Deadspin)
- Forbes deems Arizona Cardinals the NFL’s “Hottest Brand.” No truth to rumor Bill Bidwill will be named “Sexiest Owner” by AARP magazine. (Forbes)
- Heart-warming story from Texas: Track star wins team title … by herself. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
-Less heart-warming story from Texas: Deputy tasers 72-year-old great-grandmother. (Examiner.com)
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