The high price of fame
Hank Baskett hasn’t made many catches in his underwhelming career with the Philadelphia Eagles, but he certainly has made quite a catch in his personal life. For those who don’t know, Baskett is engaged to Kendra Wilkinson, who rose to fame on “The Girls Next Door” program on E! Television.
The happy couple, and Hank
Wilkinson was one of three blondes who discovered that tea-bagging an 80-year-old dude has its advantages. She flashed her hooters and serviced great-grandpa into quite a lucrative living. Now that she’s found the love of her life, she’s kicked Hugh Hefner to the curb and has a new show on E! called “Kendra,” which debuted Sunday night.
We discovered on the show that life is getting difficult for Kendra. She has to make her own food now! And she has to clean up after herself! But it has to be better than the alternative. Although we’re pretty sure that she didn’t have to clean up after Hef. We’re guessing they had a hazmat cleanup crew on standby 24 hours a day.
But it is charming to see our little girl face the hardships of the real world. “Groceries are expensive!” Yes, precious, the folks trying to survive in these tough economic times agree with you. But while our princess struggles with living in her new “mini-mansion” in Hollywood, there are good times ahead. She doesn’t have any furniture yet, but she has installed a stripper pole. At least she hasn’t forgotten what made her famous.
We say good luck to the happy couple. Kendra, keep flashing your rack and show us what a wonderful country in which we live, one in which success comes from a plastic surgeon and from doing dirty things to a man wearing diapers. And Hank, we hope the comments from your teammates aren’t too nasty. Look on the bright side, at least Sean Avery plays hockey. We’d hate to think what he might say in the locker room.
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