Finally, an NFL owner who can relate to well-conditioned athletes
Can you imagine the conversation that takes place when Serena Williams, who recently purchased a minority share of the NFL’s Miami Dolphins, introduces herself to the players for the first time?
“First of all, I just want all of you to know that, like you, I too am a world-class athlete. I know what it’s like to be a finely-tuned machine, and I understand the sacrifices you have to make in order to be in tip-top shape. I demand excellence in my own conditioning, and I want to help all of you reach the level of fitness that I’ve attained.
“So who’s ready for a snack?”
Beefy Dolphins owner
Beefy Dolphins player
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Pooping all over the web …
I think that they must have been doing something right last year to keep damn near the whole team 100% health! Right? Lets go play football like it was meant to be played, Hard, heavy hitting, rock em’ sock em’ crush em’ for the love of it not the cash! Way to go JT! Welcome home JT!!!!!!!!