OK, so get this: Sportspoop senior golf correspondent Toonces just returned from Tiger Woods’ “press conference” in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., — yes, he was one of the shills who was invited to the event because, well, he loves him some Tiger. Let’s just say Toonces is on...

Sportspoop.com has uncovered the inside scoop on Tiger Woods’ anticipated “press conference” he’s expected to host Friday morning. While engaging in a typical two- … uh, strike that … eight-martini lunch Thursday, Sportspoop’s own Rogue Palin bumped (er, stumbled)...

Every time we think we’ve witnessed the low point in the mainstream media’s “coverage” of Tiger Woods’ recent foibles, we find out just how much we’ve underestimated the industry’s ability to circle the drain of sports journalism. Take Tuesday night, for example....

Tiger Woods hasn’t won a PGA Tour event in weeks, Phil Mickelson is taking time off to spend with his wife, Sergio Garcia is more confused than Sarah Palin at a Mensa convention and someone named Rory won the last event, but good news is on the way. John Daly’s six-month suspension has been...