The Pacific Northwest train wreck known as Jamere Holland continues to careen out of control, and you’re invited to watch. All it takes is a Facebook account. Jamere Holland The former University of Oregon receiver (and former Southern Cal receiver … see a trend here?) was released from the UO...

As a rule, your humble Sportspoop staff rarely offers shout-outs to athletes without breasts … that’s just how we roll. But it’s high time we professed our man-love for Apolo Anton Ohno. The speed skater won his seventh career medal Saturday at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, making him...

Hours after University of Oregon linebacker Kiko Alonso was cited for DUII, minor in possession, failure to maintain a lane and an improper turn, Ducks receiver Jamere Holland had this to say via Facebook status update on Sunday (Exact statement from Holland’s wall): Jamere Holland “chilln...

OK, so get this: Sportspoop senior golf correspondent Toonces just returned from Tiger Woods’ “press conference” in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., — yes, he was one of the shills who was invited to the event because, well, he loves him some Tiger. Let’s just say Toonces is on...

Top o’ the morning, poopers! Hope you’re having a better Friday than the U.S. Olympic curling teams, who are staring down the barrel of a combined 0-7 record in Vancouver. The bad news? Arch-curling-nemesis Canada remains unbeaten in both the men’s and women’s draws. The good...

Sports fans across the globe have long wanted to slap the smug little smirk off the face of Duke University’s creepy Blue Devil mascot … but we should be careful what we pray for. Duke mascot (left) Instead of falling into the fetal position and breaking into tears as the world had hoped,...

Sportspoop.com has uncovered the inside scoop on Tiger Woods’ anticipated “press conference” he’s expected to host Friday morning. While engaging in a typical two- … uh, strike that … eight-martini lunch Thursday, Sportspoop’s own Rogue Palin bumped (er, stumbled)...

While rumors continue to swirl that NFL officials will push for an 18-game regular season when the league’s collective bargaining agreement expires next year, a Texas man is already concerned the initiative will fail to meet the growing demands of the sport’s rabid fan base. Anthony Rockhold...

University of Oregon running back LaMichael James was arrested Wednesday morning on domestic violence charges including assault, menacing and strangulation. James was booked into what Oregon football players have come to call “The Revolving Door” — the Lane County Jail — and if convicted,...

Residents of Whistler, British Columbia, and 2010 Winter Olympic visitors alike are up in arms due to increased police presence in the small city. Whistler, which was once was a safe haven for those who wished to smoke cannabis in public, more than doubled its police force of 30 in preparation for the...

Holy hockeyballs, media people. Enough with the contrived outrage over the weekend’s Olympic arse-whoopings in women’s ice hockey. If you haven’t heard by now, Canada opened tournament play in Vancouver by throttling Slovakia 18-0 on Saturday, and the U.S. followed suit with a similar...

If you’ve read our posts before, you know we usually look for humor in the world of sports. But we also reserve the right to point to the stupid. (Believe us, we know every aspect of stupidity at Sportspoop.com … just ask our significant others.) The ignorance that oozed from the 2010 Winter...

The freefall continues for the New Jersey Nets, but 11 of the NBA team’s remaining fans found reason for optimism when they gathered Friday morning in Wyckoff, N.J. On the heels of Wednesday’s 97-77 loss to Milwaukee Bucks, the team’s 48th setback before the All-Star break, the usually lethargic...

So check this out, apparently the PGA Tour decided to actually go ahead and host events this year — even without Tiger Woods. Can you believe that shit? Now this is just awkward. We had no idea these things were even going on, and turns out they’ve already had like like SIX of them. No, really....

U.S. Ski Team coaches sat on pins and needles Thursday morning awaiting Lindsey Vonn’s training run on her bruised and swollen right shin as men across America focused on Head. While the news of Vonn’s downhill exercise at the 2010 Winter Games facility could boost U.S. team optimism throughout Whistler,...

In a statement that we’re guessing wasn’t meant to be anywhere near as alluring as it sounds, American ski hopeful and SI cover girl Lindsey Vonn posted the comment below on her Twitter feed a couple hours ago. As you probably know, a shin injury has placed Vonn’s Olympic medal hopes...

First things first, we want to make one thing clear right from the get-go today: This Chris Berman-to-NFL Network story is, in all likelihood, a big stinkin’ pile of horse apples. There, we said it. As excited as everyone seems to be about the possibility of America’s favorite blowhard taking...

Hunter S. Thompson once wrote of college football recruiting, “It is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench … a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.” Alright, truth...

There’s only one thing that could distract us from the round-the-clock coverage of Dwight Freeney’s ankle injury, and that’s Matthew Stafford. And his girlfriend. And her boobs. Wait, that’s four things. Regardless, we thank the fellas over at Deadspin for working tirelessly to...